While reading our mischief it might be useful to know a few things:

AM – Annoyed MoM

AD – Annnoyed DaD

Sophie – First born daughter of MoM and DaD

Tiberius – Second born son of MoM and DaD

Shark Bait & Goldie – Pet Betas.  Goldie is not Gold but rather blue and red. Sophie does not yet understand deceptive advertising or maybe she does all too well.