While reading our mischief it might be useful to know a few things:
AM – Annoyed MoM
AD – Annnoyed DaD
Sophie – First born daughter of MoM and DaD
Tiberius – Second born son of MoM and DaD
Shark Bait & Goldie – Pet Betas. Goldie is not Gold but rather blue and red. Sophie does not yet understand deceptive advertising or maybe she does all too well.